NOONAN! (http://tinyurl.com/5g…
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
NOONAN! (http://tinyurl.com/5ghaxe)
NOONAN! (http://tinyurl.com/5ghaxe)
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NOONAN! (http://tinyurl.com/5g…
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
overheard on metafilter, re: p…
Monday, September 1st, 2008
overheard on metafilter, re: palin’s daughter: “I thought Obama was the candidate who was like Britney Spears…”
overheard on metafilter, re: palin’s daughter: “I thought Obama was the candidate who was like Britney Spears…”
NPR should lose funding everyt…
Saturday, August 30th, 2008
NPR should lose funding everytime they simulcast garrison keillor on am and fm. Give us a freakin choice.
NPR should lose funding everytime they simulcast garrison keillor on am and fm. Give us a freakin choice.
Yyyeahhhh (office space) is th…
Friday, August 29th, 2008
Yyyeahhhh (office space) is the opposite of heyyyyyyyy! (boisterous Mediterranean greeting)
Yyyeahhhh (office space) is the opposite of heyyyyyyyy! (boisterous Mediterranean greeting)
“Suge” should really be pronou…
Thursday, August 28th, 2008
“Suge” should really be pronounced to rhyme with Scrooge. If I were him I’d spell it Shūg.
“Suge” should really be pronounced to rhyme with Scrooge. If I were him I’d spell it Shūg.
things i don’t care about, cha…
Thursday, August 28th, 2008
things i don’t care about, chapter 112: gadgets encrusted with swarovki crystals
things i don’t care about, chapter 112: gadgets encrusted with swarovki crystals
Sorry, Gap, pants should alway…
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
Sorry, Gap, pants should always be plural. You don’t see Staples talking about this year’s black and stainless safety scissor.
Sorry, Gap, pants should always be plural. You don’t see Staples talking about this year’s black and stainless safety scissor.
To-do lists are the lucy-holdi…
Sunday, August 24th, 2008
To-do lists are the lucy-holding-the-football of my life. Every time I write one I have to delete the old one I never looked at.
To-do lists are the lucy-holding-the-football of my life. Every time I write one I have to delete the old one I never looked at.
Time to get rid of the phrase …
Friday, August 22nd, 2008
Time to get rid of the phrase “reads like stereo instructions.” They’re pretty self-explanatory nowadays.
Time to get rid of the phrase “reads like stereo instructions.” They’re pretty self-explanatory nowadays.
Good band name: The Conrad Bai…
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
Good band name: The Conrad Bain of my Existence.
Good band name: The Conrad Bain of my Existence.
