An individual’s opinion of corn syrup is inversely proportional to his or her opinion of hemp.
Bob White is in Battleship Potemkin, minute 55:00. http://tinyurl.com/5ty9bj — he also wanders around Bay Head, NJ.
If I had a dinosaur rock band I’d name it “Lysine Contingency”
Help this guy beat an incumbent. The comic’s worth eight bucks alone. http://tinyurl.com/6gqfor
Sorry Mr. Hammer, I don’t see how the marital status of one’s parents at the time of birth affects one’s perserverence.
Zoe’s dna test says she’s cocker spaniel, collie, australian shepherd, beagle, english setter, and siberian husky, in that order. WRONG.
@jkottke totally agree about Super Monkey Ball… and I knew it would be like that too but I had to see 3d acceleration on the iphone.
I’m always amazed to find out that Joe Cocker is alive.
trying to figure out why gmail thinks i want to date “cougars”, which apparently means “old ladies”
living in a corona commercial
I'm Michael Condouris, and this is my second blog. The first one's Wacky Neighbor. I was born in 1975 in New Jersey. I live in Aberdeen, NJ, with my fiancée Carrie, in our new suburban paradise. We have two pets, a Shih Tzu named Coco and a beagledor named Zoë. I was on Jeopardy once. I lost, though, just like in the Weird Al song.
Besides Smallistry, my interests include robots, space, movies, movies about robots and/or space, and Mexican restaurants. Recently I've also become fond of the Wii and ancient history. I dislike conversations about food, sports, other people's children, and conspiracy theories. I'm ok with talking about the weather though. My hat size is 7 1/4, and I have no sense of smell.
I've pretty much stopped blogging in the last, oh, 6 months or so, because talking about tiny things got a bit stale and life had a habit of getting in the way. So for the time being, the site will live on as a Twitter feed of whatever floats through my head.
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