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Another great top ten list

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

Yehuda has perfected the digg-bait top ten list with his blog entry, “Top Ten Smallest Integers“. I won’t spoil the whole surprise, but number 3 is “3″.

Top ten tips of ALL TIME!

Friday, May 11th, 2007

By 2040, according to a study I just pulled from my ass, 95% of the web will be tips or lists, or lists of tips. So here’s my condensed top ten list of tips.

  1. Exercise.
  2. Eat five portions of vegetables a day.
  3. Wait 30 minutes after the five portions of vegetables before exercising.
  4. Save 10% of your income.
  5. When posing for photos, put one leg in front of the other. It makes you look thinner.
  6. Imagine the audience in their underwear.
  7. Think about baseball. Or England, depending on your problem.
  8. Don’t cross the streams.
  9. Never get in a land war with Asia.
  10. Be excellent to each other.

That should cover just about it. Am I missing anything?

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