Top ten tips of ALL TIME!
Friday, May 11th, 2007
By 2040, according to a study I just pulled from my ass, 95% of the web will be tips or lists, or lists of tips. So here’s my condensed top ten list of tips.
- Exercise.
- Eat five portions of vegetables a day.
- Wait 30 minutes after the five portions of vegetables before exercising.
- Save 10% of your income.
- When posing for photos, put one leg in front of the other. It makes you look thinner.
- Imagine the audience in their underwear.
- Think about baseball. Or England, depending on your problem.
- Don’t cross the streams.
- Never get in a land war with Asia.
- Be excellent to each other.
That should cover just about it. Am I missing anything?
By 2040, according to a study I just pulled from my ass, 95% of the web will be tips or lists, or lists of tips. So here’s my condensed top ten list of tips.
- Exercise.
- Eat five portions of vegetables a day.
- Wait 30 minutes after the five portions of vegetables before exercising.
- Save 10% of your income.
- When posing for photos, put one leg in front of the other. It makes you look thinner.
- Imagine the audience in their underwear.
- Think about baseball. Or England, depending on your problem.
- Don’t cross the streams.
- Never get in a land war with Asia.
- Be excellent to each other.
That should cover just about it. Am I missing anything?
