Archive for November, 2008

I’m not buying Truck Nutz unti…

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

I’m not buying Truck Nutz until they can descend or contract based on ambient temperature. Also I need a truck first.

I don’t care if she’s got kale…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

I don’t care if she’s got kaleidoscope eyes, Charlie, she’s not gonna let you kick the football.

I can’t believe it’s been 11 y…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

I can’t believe it’s been 11 years since Chumbawamba taught us about the resilience of inebriated hooligans.

Lawrence of Arabia should’ve e…

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Lawrence of Arabia should’ve ended like Scarface.

Whar’s me slanket?

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Whar’s me slanket?

i just realized what’s wrong w…

Friday, November 7th, 2008

i just realized what’s wrong with my iced tea: it’s coffee.

very glad to stop thinking abo…

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

very glad to stop thinking about politics for a while… now what’s going on with that transition team?

can’t WAIT for the Joe the Plu…

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

can’t WAIT for the Joe the Plumber country album!

That really does suck about Pr…

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

That really does suck about Prop 8, though.

the death star just blew up. l…

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

the death star just blew up. lando’s flyin’ out. prepare to sing the ewok song.

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