Archive for October, 2008

It’s hard to offend everyone, …

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

It’s hard to offend everyone, but I bet a john waters / roger waters collaboration would do it.

This election is a referendum …

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

This election is a referendum on reality. -John Hodgman (PC guy)

Here’s the problem with the fu…

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

Here’s the problem with the future: we were promised jumpsuits, and we’ve settled for tracksuits.

http://www.censurebachmann.com…

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

http://www.censurebachmann.com/ Michele Bachmann keeps saying “unamerican” - I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

Too soon for Iceland jokes? I…

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Too soon for Iceland jokes? I’m working on one that involves Bjork in a black swan gown.

Joe the Plumber is neither a J…

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Joe the Plumber is neither a Joe, nor a plumber.

Grab some popcorn… this year…

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Grab some popcorn… this year’s wingnuts are off the HOOK!

People who look like Kids in t…

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

People who look like Kids in the Hall: Pete Campbell = Dave Foley. Nicolas Sarkozy = Kevin McDonald.

I can’t help but feel that usi…

Monday, October 13th, 2008

I can’t help but feel that using drano for the bathroom sink is somehow a personal failure. Not sure why.

Christ, Antichrist, whatever. …

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Christ, Antichrist, whatever. Just fix my 401k.

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