It’s hard to offend everyone, but I bet a john waters / roger waters collaboration would do it.
This election is a referendum on reality. -John Hodgman (PC guy)
Here’s the problem with the future: we were promised jumpsuits, and we’ve settled for tracksuits.
http://www.censurebachmann.com/ Michele Bachmann keeps saying “unamerican” - I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.
Too soon for Iceland jokes? I’m working on one that involves Bjork in a black swan gown.
Joe the Plumber is neither a Joe, nor a plumber.
Grab some popcorn… this year’s wingnuts are off the HOOK!
People who look like Kids in the Hall: Pete Campbell = Dave Foley. Nicolas Sarkozy = Kevin McDonald.
I can’t help but feel that using drano for the bathroom sink is somehow a personal failure. Not sure why.
Christ, Antichrist, whatever. Just fix my 401k.
I'm Michael Condouris, and this is my second blog. The first one's Wacky Neighbor. I was born in 1975 in New Jersey. I live in Aberdeen, NJ, with my fiancée Carrie, in our new suburban paradise. We have two pets, a Shih Tzu named Coco and a beagledor named Zoë. I was on Jeopardy once. I lost, though, just like in the Weird Al song.
Besides Smallistry, my interests include robots, space, movies, movies about robots and/or space, and Mexican restaurants. Recently I've also become fond of the Wii and ancient history. I dislike conversations about food, sports, other people's children, and conspiracy theories. I'm ok with talking about the weather though. My hat size is 7 1/4, and I have no sense of smell.
I've pretty much stopped blogging in the last, oh, 6 months or so, because talking about tiny things got a bit stale and life had a habit of getting in the way. So for the time being, the site will live on as a Twitter feed of whatever floats through my head.
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