The best diet advice, and why it contadicts itself

There’s some basic, no-nonsense diet advice that’s pretty much the undisputed consensus. Here’s the things everyone agrees on:

  • Eat lots of small meals throughout the day.
  • Eat plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables.
  • Avoid excessive, unrefined carbs.
  • Eat fewer calories altogether.

These are all good tips, but there’s minor catch 22 due to a hidden variable: Preparation time. To eat fresh food and fewer carbs tends to increase preparation time, because vegetables have to be chopped, and ready-to-eat processed foods tend to be high-carb. Meanwhile, the economy of scale favors larger meals: if you’re going to chop broccoli, you may as well chop it all.

So all things being equal, the more you try to eat small, frequent meals, the more you’re going to tend to eat processed, high carb foods. And the more you try to avoid high-carb foods, the more chopping of vegetables you’ll be doing, and you’ll tend to consolidate your meals for convenience sake. Try to keep both in mind, and you’ll end up spending hours in the kitchen.

What’s the solution? I don’t think there’s a magic bullet, but here’s a few tips I think might work:

  1. Start with an understanding of how many calories / meals you need per day. 1600’s a good dieting number for most people, but there’s plenty of places to go on the internet to calculate it.
  2. Divide by 5 to get 300 or so. The math is bad, but it gives you an extra 100 calories for a glass of wine or an apple.
  3. Plan meals that store well and will keep for several days. Single pot stuff like vegetarian chili, stir fry with brown rice, etc.
  4. Buy single serving sealable containers, and store the big meal for a few days worth of small meals.
  5. Augment with soups, which tend to be low-carb and single serving. Just watch the salt, if you have high blood pressure.
  6. Nuts are high calorie, low carb good-fat, and can be split into single servings pretty easily.
  7. When shopping stay out of the aisles (except the soup). All the good stuff is around the edges.
  8. Don’t go to restaurants. Or if you do, don’t eat food. Or if you do, avoid the bloomin’ onion. And take half the entree home.
  9. Also, frozen vegetables are better than you think. There’s a chopped corn, carrots and stringbeans one that I love. It takes 6 minutes to nuke, and is about 250 calories. The corn probably qualifies as high carb, but the amount of fiber you’re getting, who cares?


4 Responses to “The best diet advice, and why it contadicts itself”

  1. Ladarzak Says:

    I have a solution to the veggie problem. You wash the broccoli, parsley, lettuce or what have you and store it in a clean plastic container. I have numerous boxes for this. Chopping is not what takes long, but washing, and for salads, drying. But I wash the parsley or kale or whatever when I’m waiting for coffee to be nuked or whatever. Use those extra minutes. Then when it’s salad or sandwich or stir fry time, I have lots to choose from.

    The new Canada food guide seems okay, and it has put veggies over carbs. If you like small, I think you’ll agree their daily rations do seem small! (I am not a small person.) http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/fn-an/food-guide-aliment/order-commander/eating_well_bien_manger_e.html

  2. Mike Brown Says:

    Or, do the No S diet: very very simple.

    http://www.nosdiet.com

  3. condour Says:

    My brother tried that! I think he found that the “except on weekends” part got him into trouble.

  4. Josh Says:

    Yikes, my brother did that too.

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