Test your portion IQ. Muffins are like 6-8 slices of bread? The big takeaway here: never leave your house, or at least don’t eat if you do.
Or split an entree. If they charge you a plate fee, it’ll still be cheaper than two dinners and a lot less fattening. If they don’t, be sure to tip as though you got two entrees: it’s just as much work for the server.
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I'm Michael Condouris, and this is my second blog. The first one's Wacky Neighbor. I was born in 1975 in New Jersey. I live in Aberdeen, NJ, with my fiancée Carrie, in our new suburban paradise. We have two pets, a Shih Tzu named Coco and a beagledor named Zoë. I was on Jeopardy once. I lost, though, just like in the Weird Al song.
Besides Smallistry, my interests include robots, space, movies, movies about robots and/or space, and Mexican restaurants. Recently I've also become fond of the Wii and ancient history. I dislike conversations about food, sports, other people's children, and conspiracy theories. I'm ok with talking about the weather though. My hat size is 7 1/4, and I have no sense of smell.
I've pretty much stopped blogging in the last, oh, 6 months or so, because talking about tiny things got a bit stale and life had a habit of getting in the way. So for the time being, the site will live on as a Twitter feed of whatever floats through my head.
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March 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
on the View today Barbara Walters said she ordered just one scallop at a restraunt. how many split plate fees do you think she paid for that?!